Here's an English translation and adaptation of the second provided text, adjusted for an English-speaking audience with a more literary tone:
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Given the diverse range of devices being targeted—everything from solar panels to iPhones and radios—it seems that paranoia-fueled technophobia is now inevitable for the militants.
It almost seems like anything created or invented with the help of the Jews can now be blown up by them too. What remains safe, then? Perhaps only a humble donkey, an abacus, and some good old-fashioned arak.
Drink your coffee, play backgammon, puff on your shisha, and sell grapes at the market. No one will bother you with explosions, and you’ll even be able to chat on your iPhone with complete peace of mind! 😊
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This version maintains the humor and cultural references of the original while adapting the style to make it more approachable and entertaining for an international audience.
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